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Well...this is what a $300.00 turkey looks like :/

So far I'm not impressed.

They claim it's100% natural, free-range, killed and dressed on Monday and arrived at the front door yesterday morning, from the east coast.

It had better taste like manna.

It gets worse.

Anyone want to hazard a guess as to what they paid for 3 pies?

2 pumpkin and one berry.

Anyone?

Well, as long as they're paying, just enjoy it, I guess.

How many pounds is that turkey?

16 pounds and succulent.

I only kid; they have exquisite taste in food, art, friends...

Obviously in friends!

I don't want to be friends with anyone that know what their friends taste like.

Anything tastes good with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Tomorrow what is left of the left-overs gets tossed.

I had a paper cut today and all that came out was cranberry sauce.

I have a small amount of the dressing frozen, also a couple of pints of turkey stock for soup. I was proud of myself for really using it up this year.

Darn it, I should have made stock!

Andy, try the NYSE. That's where I get mine.

$300.00 for a turkey!?

I own this bridge in Brooklyn that I can let you have real cheap!